Journal+6-Narrative

I have many characters in my family. The first is my grandpa. He recently had surgery because he broke his shoulder. So they put him on this pain killer that makes him loopy. One day when we were on our way to work we were at a stop sigh and there was a couple with a dog coming. So he out of the blue rolls down his window and starts barking at the dog and the people look at him like he's a crazy man. Then another time he was driving me and my sister to lunch and my parents were out walking. When we passed them he rolls down his window and starts yelling "HEY look at the fat people walking down the road!" And then other times when we pass bigger people when were driving he starts singing f-a-t-t-y you ain't got no alibi you fatty yeah yeah you fatty. He can be really embarrassing sometimes. One time when me and my sister were in the store with him were walking down the isle when he yells turkey man gobble gobble gobble. Then he'll accidentally knock something over and yell clean up isle three ad then walk away. He also used to make up stories about my mom in high school. He said that she was the fattest cheerleader on the squad and she only made it because she sat on all the other people trying out and broke either their arms or legs. Then he said that when they tried to make a pyramid she tried to get on the top and crushed all the cheerleaders. Another story he told us about was when they would throw the cheerleaders in the air they would have her lie on the ground under them so if they dropped them they would bounce off her enormous stomach and then they could catch her when she came back down. My grandpa also told us stories about he and his wife met. How he had just come back from the war and he walked into a bar and saw her. He said he walked up to her said do you want to did the scissor thing with his hands then said a rug. But my grandpa is just really funny and really cool to be around.